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Houstone Swagger
02-14-2009, 09:19 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 0 reputation.
Your equipment lost 0 integrity and your opponent lost 29.

You've knocked PRINCECHARMING out of the game.

Lmao, no more pimpin for you.

Houstone Swagger
02-16-2009, 09:05 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 0 reputation.
Your equipment lost 0 integrity and your opponent lost 29.

You've knocked S P E E D K I N G out of the game.




TOO SLOW!

Houstone Swagger
02-16-2009, 09:09 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 0 reputation.
Your equipment lost 0 integrity and your opponent lost 29.

You've knocked lilspeedracer out of the game.

*cough*

Houstone Swagger
02-17-2009, 11:16 AM
You won! You gained $1,629 and 0 reputation.
Your equipment lost 0 integrity and your opponent lost 35.

You've knocked black man out of the game.

ink
02-17-2009, 02:29 PM
you don't want none

that is seriously the screen name lol

Houstone Swagger
02-18-2009, 07:10 AM
There was a guy whose name was

3at 7his dus7

or some shit, mofo got dusted.

ink
02-18-2009, 02:30 PM
You were attacked by NeverDefeated.
You won the race, taking 27 damage and dealing 32 damage to your enemy. You gained 28 reputation points.

lolz

wetbell
02-19-2009, 03:07 PM
WTH?
you were defeated by RAP3
you lost 19 integrity but on the bright side you made him lose 14 integrity
it wasn't exactly that but seriously RAP3?
one other name was RunningMan
Running?in a car?

Ms Jules
02-20-2009, 07:18 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 41.

You've knocked Big Johnsons out of the game.

K*98913948*
02-20-2009, 07:25 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 41.

You've knocked Big Johnsons out of the game.

mmmmm 70K....what's the ID lol..i need some free money

Ms Jules
02-20-2009, 07:29 AM
mmmmm 70K....what's the ID lol..i need some free money

Hahaha.. he's a secret. what level are you? I know of a couple various cash cows

K*98913948*
02-20-2009, 07:55 AM
I am a level 23. I just started playing a week ago and i already skyrocketed. In mobsters i spent all my skill points on defense, this time in overdrive i spend all my skill points on offense...heres what i got

integrity 110
fuel 110
stamina 4/4
crew 127
power 67
handling 1

So far i keep beating everyone i race and because i have no defense, people beat me easily but i beat them easier.

whose the cash cows around here

Houstone Swagger
02-20-2009, 10:10 AM
oh hey, off topic.

K*98913948*
02-20-2009, 01:48 PM
oh hey, off topic.

it was for a second..but i ended it with "whose the cash cows around here"

Tru7h
02-20-2009, 02:20 PM
Hotwheels :P

Houstone Swagger
02-21-2009, 06:15 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 21 reputation.
Your equipment lost 7 integrity and your opponent lost 49.

You've knocked No License Man 4 Rel out of the game.
You received a $16,000 bounty for taking care of No License Man 4 Rel .

Houstone Swagger
02-21-2009, 06:16 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 53.

You've knocked anotherbomber out of the game.
You received a $4,052 bounty for taking care of anotherbomber .

Houstone Swagger
02-21-2009, 07:13 AM
You've knocked Take a Kodak out of the game.
You received a $11,280 bounty for taking care of Take a Kodak .

Please be Mobsta
02-21-2009, 08:46 AM
I am a level 23. I just started playing a week ago and i already skyrocketed. In mobsters i spent all my skill points on defense, this time in overdrive i spend all my skill points on offense...heres what i got

integrity 110
fuel 110
stamina 4/4
crew 127
power 67
handling 1

So far i keep beating everyone i race and because i have no defense, people beat me easily but i beat them easier.

whose the cash cows around here

a great way to find cash cows is going to the all time mademens list for money, then go to various locations. to find someone with a lotta money out is say you are level 23, when you see someone with 23,000,000 in the bank (their maximum) they should have a couple million out

Ms Jules
02-21-2009, 11:24 AM
You won! You gained $1,861 and 36 reputation.
Your equipment lost 12 integrity and your opponent lost 47.

You've knocked Dan Wit 3 Thumbs out of the game.


hehe I loveee three thumbs :)

K*98913948*
02-21-2009, 06:46 PM
a great way to find cash cows is going to the all time mademens list for money, then go to various locations. to find someone with a lotta money out is say you are level 23, when you see someone with 23,000,000 in the bank (their maximum) they should have a couple million out


tried that...alot of the people are level 78 and above and the only one i found that wasn't hidng in the garage was a level 84 and he smoked me (he must have been stacked on defense). I raced with 21 cars and 140 enhancements, he raced with 47 cars and 191 enhancements.

Ms Jules
02-22-2009, 12:22 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 6 reputation.
Your equipment lost 2 integrity and your opponent lost 123.

You've knocked Pleasureme22 out of the game.


lmaooo i pleasured it alright

Houstone Swagger
02-23-2009, 02:44 PM
You won! You gained $106 and 0 reputation.
Your equipment lost 0 integrity and your opponent lost 32.

You've knocked Kneed4Spd out of the game.

Houstone Swagger
02-24-2009, 02:21 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 36 reputation.
Your equipment lost 12 integrity and your opponent lost 38.

You've knocked Crash4Cash out of the game.
You received a $11,000 bounty for taking care of Crash4Cash .

Ms Jules
02-27-2009, 07:01 AM
I seem to knock out all the sexually oriented names LMAO.. I got Big Johnsons, PleasureMe22 and now..

You won! You gained $70,000 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 38.

You've knocked ONE LOAD WILLIE out of the game.

Ms Jules
02-27-2009, 11:31 AM
The sexual names continue on..lol

You won! You gained $7,952 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 41.

You've knocked YousAFreak out of the game.

Ms Jules
03-01-2009, 01:40 AM
Got another sexually related one LMAO

You won! You gained $334 and 18 reputation.
Your equipment lost 6 integrity and your opponent lost 95.

You've knocked KittyLickenGood out of the game

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
03-02-2009, 09:06 PM
You've knocked One Eye Mcgraff out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
03-07-2009, 08:45 AM
You've knocked Fast Nannie out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
03-18-2009, 07:11 AM
You've knocked RUNboyRUN out of the game.

joshuaksullivan
03-20-2009, 03:34 PM
This one was great, if you haven't seen the movie you probably wouldn't understand.

Mother Juggs n Speed

chefjo
03-21-2009, 07:05 PM
You raced a Chevy Camaro SS with: Hedd-Start High Performance Ignition, Big Blue 'Whale Tail' Spoiler, 2000lb Gorilla Strut Bar, Guzzle Buddy Tank, Sherman (Bullet Resistant) Windshieldmore...Mo-Flo Intake Filter, V-Lowcity 69V (149mph) Sport Tire Set.
You and your crew raced with 135 cars with a total of 776 enhancements.
Swan Daddy raced a Mazda RX-7 with: Get-a-Grip Non-Slip Steering Wheel, Armadillo 1/4-Inch Kevlar Body Armor, 2000lb Gorilla Strut Bar, Tall Stak Stacker Ignition, V-Lowcity 69V (149mph) Sport Tire Setmore...Mo-Flo Intake Filter.
Swan Daddy and crew raced with 8 cars with a total of 29 enhancements.

You won! You gained $46,511 and 15 reputation.
Your equipment lost 5 integrity and your opponent lost 33.

You've knocked Swan Daddy out of the game.

chefjo
03-21-2009, 07:57 PM
You raced a Chevy Camaro SS with: Hedd-Start High Performance Ignition, Big Blue 'Whale Tail' Spoiler, 2000lb Gorilla Strut Bar, Guzzle Buddy Tank, Sherman (Bullet Resistant) Windshieldmore...Mo-Flo Intake Filter, V-Lowcity 69V (149mph) Sport Tire Set.
You and your crew raced with 135 cars with a total of 776 enhancements.
Swan Daddy raced a Mazda RX-7 with: Get-a-Grip Non-Slip Steering Wheel, Armadillo 1/4-Inch Kevlar Body Armor, 2000lb Gorilla Strut Bar, Tall Stak Stacker Ignition, V-Lowcity 69V (149mph) Sport Tire Setmore...Mo-Flo Intake Filter.
Swan Daddy and crew raced with 8 cars with a total of 29 enhancements.

You won! You gained $46,511 and 15 reputation.
Your equipment lost 5 integrity and your opponent lost 33.

You've knocked Swan Daddy out of the game.
You've knocked big chile out of the game.

selkiesrave
03-22-2009, 07:42 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 24 reputation.
Your equipment lost 8 integrity and your opponent lost 60.

You've knocked 1972 Ford Pinto out of the game.

I laughed =P

Sgt Smoker
03-24-2009, 09:02 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 48 reputation.
Your equipment lost 18 integrity and your opponent lost 56.

You've knocked Compassion out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
03-25-2009, 11:54 AM
You won! You gained $8,819 and 50 reputation.
Your equipment lost 20 integrity and your opponent lost 54.

You've knocked speedst3r out of the game. LOL

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
03-30-2009, 11:12 AM
You've knocked bigrigger1974 out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
04-01-2009, 12:41 PM
You won! You gained $7,828 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 71.

You've knocked gotcha beotch out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
04-01-2009, 12:44 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 35.

You've knocked Italian Unibomber out of the game.

!!!!!!!!!!!!MissMargarita
04-03-2009, 07:50 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 48 reputation.
Your equipment lost 18 integrity and your opponent lost 125.

You've knocked porsche944s out of the game.


LOLOLOLOL

The_Ninja_Rider
04-06-2009, 09:25 AM
You won! You gained $51 and 6 reputation. Your equipment lost 2 integrity and your opponent lost 87. You've knocked the thing in my pant out of the game.

Storms Wake
04-08-2009, 06:00 AM
Failure:
Sexhunter is already hiding out in the garage. not the best hunter I'd say

NPoonHandler
04-14-2009, 06:17 AM
Success!

You raced a 1996 Chrysler Minivan with: Hedd-Start High Performance Ignition, V-Lowcity 69V (149mph) Sport Tire Set.
You and your crew raced with 68 cars with a total of 3 enhancements.
BLEWBYYOU raced a Nissan GT-R R35 with: TranTastic X-1000 Transmission, Armadillo 1/2-Inch Kevlar Body Armor, Steelers' Wheelers Stainless Steel Brake Line Set, GTR Wing Rear Spoiler, Cobra Coilover Adjustable Strutsmore...Mo-Flo Exhaust Headers, Master Blaster Ignition, 21,600 Minutes Adjustable Cam Gear Set, Y-Speed 88Y (186mph) Sport Tire Set, Road Jet Turbocharger, Mo-Flow (Ported and Polished) Fuel Rail, FreezeIn Cold Air Intake.
BLEWBYYOU and crew raced with 21 cars with a total of 162 enhancements.

You won! You gained $0 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 23.

You've knocked BLEWBYYOU out of the game.


And I did it with minivans... hahaha

ink
05-02-2009, 11:32 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 39 reputation.
Your equipment lost 13 integrity and your opponent lost 124.

You've knocked Damn Fast out of the game.

not fast enough lol

Houstone Swagger
05-03-2009, 10:51 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 18 reputation.
Your equipment lost 6 integrity and your opponent lost 68.

You've knocked PorkChoppers out of the game.
You received a $138,984 bounty for taking care of PorkChoppers .

Houstone Swagger
05-03-2009, 02:31 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 24 reputation.
Your equipment lost 8 integrity and your opponent lost 24.

You've knocked BURNSOMEASS out of the game.
You received a $240,964 bounty for taking care of BURNSOMEASS .

ink
05-03-2009, 03:46 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 119.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked AC Cobra out of the game

Mr Killer man
05-03-2009, 07:01 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 48 reputation.
Your equipment lost 18 integrity and your opponent lost 56.

You've knocked Compassion out of the game.

Now that's just wrong! lol

_yo_
05-04-2009, 08:41 PM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 47 reputation.
Your equipment lost 17 integrity and your opponent lost 117.

You've knocked GhostKnight out of the game.

Some knight.....

The Underscorer
05-08-2009, 03:02 AM
"thitfoo"....wtf?

ink
05-09-2009, 12:13 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 134.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked Meanus out of the game


lol

ink
05-09-2009, 12:36 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 30 reputation.
Your equipment lost 10 integrity and your opponent lost 115.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked Goldenrose out of the game

ink
05-10-2009, 02:46 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 39 reputation.
Your equipment lost 13 integrity and your opponent lost 130.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked GearHeadTony out of the game

ink
05-10-2009, 04:37 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 27 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 134.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked booboogirl out of the game

ink
05-12-2009, 08:13 PM
You won! You gained $7,350 and 55 reputation.
Your equipment lost 25 integrity and your opponent lost 118.

You've knocked BURNUNIKA out of the game

ink
05-13-2009, 04:50 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 6 reputation.
Your equipment lost 2 integrity and your opponent lost 48.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked samdasickest out of the game

ink
05-16-2009, 03:40 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 12 reputation.
Your equipment lost 4 integrity and your opponent lost 34.

You've knocked ZombieTits out of the game.

1000 Cars
05-19-2009, 01:48 PM
Racing ZIPPING BY YOU

You won! You gained $0 and 15 reputation.
Your equipment lost 5 integrity and your opponent lost 27

not fast enough

ink
05-21-2009, 11:51 AM
You won! You gained $0 and 51 reputation.
Your equipment lost 21 integrity and your opponent lost 98.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked pig bitch out of the game.

ink
05-24-2009, 01:49 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 44.

You've knocked lunch box out of the game

ink
05-24-2009, 01:51 AM
You won! You gained $86 and 45 reputation.
Your equipment lost 15 integrity and your opponent lost 83.

You've knocked Text Message out of the game

The Godfatherxl89
06-01-2009, 02:34 PM
yo

bigblock chevy
06-01-2009, 08:50 PM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 47 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 141.

You've knocked The Invincible out of the game.

ink
06-03-2009, 11:16 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 9 reputation.
Your equipment lost 3 integrity and your opponent lost 41.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked Ape Tit out of the game

thed4nkestnug
06-03-2009, 12:29 PM
You won! You gained $13,032 and 33 reputation.
Your equipment lost 11 integrity and your opponent lost 69.

You've knocked AnalPlunderage out of the game.

Bulldog87
06-05-2009, 06:57 PM
You won! You gained 19,032 and 53 reputation.
Your equipment lost 16 integrity and your opponent lost 72.
You've knocked yoMammasKilla out of the game.

Bulldog87
06-05-2009, 06:58 PM
i saved all mine on note pad

Bulldog87
06-06-2009, 04:25 AM
Place "Speedy Anal Beads" On the Payback List (Minimum of $226,975)

MYATTACKER
06-06-2009, 06:58 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 47 reputation.
Your equipment lost 9 integrity and your opponent lost 141.

You've knocked The DickHole out of the game.

MYATTACKER
06-06-2009, 06:59 AM
You won! You gained $13,032 and 33 reputation.
Your equipment lost 11 integrity and your opponent lost 69.

You've knocked PUSSY MONSTER out of the game.

dragonfoxmem
06-10-2009, 04:08 PM
You won! You gained $0 and 21 reputation.
Your equipment lost 7 integrity and your opponent lost 61.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked EveryonesMomma out of the game.

ink
06-15-2009, 10:06 AM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 24 reputation.
Your equipment lost 8 integrity and your opponent lost 66.

You've knocked Fat White Boy out of the game.

ink
06-17-2009, 01:26 PM
You won! You gained $70,000 and 58 reputation.
Your equipment lost 28 integrity and your opponent lost 127.

You went to your mechanic's garage.
You've knocked Drunken Driver out of the game

40 MaCC
08-13-2009, 02:07 PM
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